Ve haff ein vorking Scheberdyschnobard!!!

Ja! Ist gut! Offizial nusen hot vrom de pretz:
Ve - das ist jelly, James und Miley - haff ein vorking Scheberdyschnobard! Ja! Ist seeehhhrrrr gut ja!
Afder veeks und veeks off nein vorking Schneberdyschnobard, und many tries to veplace various parts fromm das Scheberdyschnobard to nein avail, ve are offizially very happy to announce ve haff [...]

Lock Up Your Heaters

Ahhhhhh! We awoke this morning to Olly (named because he looks like an owl), our ceramic electric heater, blowing out cold air. COLD AIR! Can you believe it? The cheek!
We’ve looked after little Olly so well; loved him, cherished him, given him a boat to live on… and now this.
I had a quiet word with [...]